Crossovers: Blisster Sister/Transcript

(The episode starts with 4 Powerpuff Girls flying in the sky together)

Bliss: You guys really think I can be a Powerpuff Girl?

Bubbles: (Rolling around in a circle) Of course, Bliss, you're our sister.

Buttercup: Yeah, it's in the blood, but first things first. First, you're gonna roll with us, (Flies down landing on a sidewalk in front of a store) we got to get you some new superhero threads. (Opens the door in the store and all 4 walk in)

Bliss: (In a door behind a small curtain) I'm almost ready. (Uses her beam to teleport out with her hair in a bun wearing square glasses and a blue business suit with a straight red tie, with white sleeve cuffs and long white pants, wearing black heels, a gold circle in front of her face on her right arm right next to her right sleeve.) So, what do you think?

Blossom: (Gasps in delight) So professional.

Buttercup: (Not impressed) Next.

Bliss: (Comes back with her hair, looking like it's split with both sides curled and straight, the rest of it being the same from before showing that it's still normal wearing a dark pink headband with a purple bow and a light pink bow with purple spots on top, straight down eyeliner, with a white collar for a short pink dress and a small purple bow on it, a small dark pink heart on the right, straight and frilled skirt under the dress, white leggings with 3 pink Xs on both sides, and purple shoes that match the same Powerpuff shoes.) How about this?

Bubbles: (With giant pink hearts replacing her eyes) Aw! Cuuuute! 

Blossom and Buttercup: No.

Bliss: (With messed up hair wearing a mask with an upside down red triangle, 6 black holes for the mouth, 2 big small black slit eyes, black bracelets with gray points, a small dark green shirt under the neck with short, tiny sleeves in the same color, dark brown pants, a little above her legs, long short black shoes with gray skull bones, holding swords with a light dark gray color in the middle with a light gray shine and dark green collars, black for the bottom, and light gray stripes) How about this? (Buttercup looks at this in shock with a small smile, and Blossom looks away disapprovingly and Bubbles starts crying.)

Blossom: No!

Bliss: (Takes out a Wonder Woman top suit from her back) What about this one?

Buttercup: Where's the rest of it?

Blossom: (Unimpressed, rolls her eyes) Pass.

(Bliss is wearing a white muscular outfit with a blue shaped diamond which is a little bit under her neck, also wearing red gloves and red muscular boots.)

Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: Nah.

(Bliss is wearing a ninja outfit who's purple outfit and light blue stripes makes her look like Spider Man with dark blue circle pads on her her arms and legs, same for the hands as gloves, and shoes.)

Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: No.

(Bliss is wearing a giant full green papaya with a brown stem with a green leaf, holding a dark blue shield with a green papaya on it with a light blue shine and the gray part as well with a light gray shine, and a sword which almost looks like a knife, but without the sharp lines.)

Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: What?

Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: (As Bliss is wearing various outfits) No. No. No. (Bliss puts the last one on and they gasp in delight)

Bubbles: Oooh. It's perfect. (As she, Buttercup, and Blossom fly over to their sister while Julian, Tommy carrying Bob, Larry and Gary, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario and Luigi walk up to her) It's so cute.

Buttercup: What? It's the same thing she was wearing before.

Blossom: Always the classics. (Holds out the same dark blue headband which has a pink heart in the middle) You're just missing one final touch.

Bliss: My old headband. Oh, my gosh, I thought I lost it. (Puts it on and turns around in excitement) This is so exciting! (Her emotion combines with her power and she breaks a mirror that was behind her) Whoopsie. (Laughs nervously as her sisters fly over to her as an explosion is heard) That wasn't me, I swear.

Gnat: (From behind the giant hole in the store's wall) Well, well, well. The Powerpuff Girls and The Cartoon Group. We meet again.

Blossom: Who are you?

Gnat: What? You fools. (Buzzing as he flies over to them)

Buttercup: The Gnat?

Gnat: Yeah, me. I am the Gnat!

Buttercup: Never heard of you.

Gnat: Oh, come on. I'm your oldest enemy.

Buttercup: (Flies up next to him) You do look like a grandpa's grandpa. (Bubbles, Blossom, Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, and Bliss all laugh together)

Gnat: That's not what I meant. (During the flashbacks) Don't you remember three years ago you swatted me with the newspaper? Last spring me, you lured me into a bug zapper. And two weeks ago, the most demeaning of all, flypaper. (Flashbacks end)

Buttercup: Yeah, I don't remember any of that. (The Gnat's spit lands on her)

Gnat: I'm not done with my backstory. You see, I am no longer an ordinary gnat. (The flashbacks continue) I was bitten by a radioactive human.

Woman: (In flashback) He'll talk. Staring at the microwave is bad for you.

Old Man: (In flashback) Sure there, Silver. (Eats the younger Gnat on a radioactive pizza) (All the flashbacks end)

Gnat: And now I have all the strength of Todd, that guy who picked me.

Buttercup: So, you're as strong as a middle-aged man.

Gnat: Silence! Prepare to meet your doom!

Blossom: Bliss, this is the perfect match for you to practice on.

Bubbles: Yeah, he's an easy one.

Gnat: (Voice) Hey!

Bliss: (Nervous, but walks up anyway) Yeah. I'm gonna beat you up.

Gnat: (Mockingly) Oooh, I'm so scared.

Bliss: You should be scared 'cause... I'm gonna... um...(Trails off, still nervous)

(As Bliss gets even more nervous)

Buttercup: Dude, you got to do something.

Blossom: Try a double punch kick.

Bubbles: No, a triple kick punch.

Buttercup: Spin kick, it's always all about spin kicks.

(As Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup keep yelling out fight moves pressuringly)

Bliss: (Super nervous) OK, so, kick, no, punch, no... (Screams in rage as her emotion mixed powers comes back so loud, it blows away her 3 sisters and destroys the store's windows, blowing the Gnat away, who is a little bit closer to a wall as she looks around at this.) Guys. (She goes to them, who are all on the floor surrounded by broken glass) Oh, my gosh, guys, I kind of goofed. You know, everyone was yelling, and I just got so nervous, and...

Gnat: And with that, the Gnat weakens his ring as the greatest villain of all... (Blossom punches out of the store through a small hole in the store she created.)

Store Owner: Excuse me, are you guys going to pay for all this stuff you broke?

Blossom: It's okay, Bliss. We...

Bubbles: You just have stage fright. Your nerves are all wacka doo, but I know just the thing to calm you down. (Julian, Tommy, The Cartoon Group, She and her 3 other sisters are shown on the lake sitting in a swan boat) (Singsong) Swan boats!

Bliss: Swan boats?

Bubbles: When I feel anxious, nothing relaxes me more than taking a ride on a noble swan. This one's name is Philip. (The said name comes out of the boat's head)

Blossom: You know what really suits my nerves? (Takes out a book that says Tax Codes) Reading the new tax codes.

Bliss: I don't know if that's really me.

Buttercup: I don't think that's really anybody.

Blossom: I bookmarked the juicy parts.

Bliss: Uh, thanks. Maybe this will help me with my anxiety.

Buttercup and Mandy: No way. You don't avoid it, you embrace it. (Take out headphones attached to a phone) You need to listen to some some good old fashioned (Put it on Bliss's head as her eyes turn really big) or swim in dead metal. 

Bliss: (Surprised, but starts to enjoy it as Blossom, Bubbles, Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Ben, Mario and Luigi close their ears as well as their eyes, annoyed by it) Yeah, I... I can really see the value in this.

Blossom and SpongeBob: Buttercup and Mandy, turn it off!

Buttercup and Mandy: If it's too loud, you're both too old!

Bliss: Yeah, it's all really good ideas.

Blossom: What Bliss needs is relaxing tax documents.

Bliss: Okay, tax.

Bubbles: You're both wrong. She needs to be like the swan. (Makes her mouth into a duck bill) Quack-quack!

Blossom: That doesn't even make sense!

(All 3 Girls' yelling at each other makes Bliss a tiny bit nervous with her emotion mixed powers about to come back, but it disappears as a noise in the water under them is heard.) 

Bliss: Uh-oh. (All 20 look at this in fear inside the boat as the noise increases)

The Gnat: ( He pops up from a small war tank wearing a paper hat.) Quake in fear in the presence of Aqua Gnat! (Laughs as lightning strikes in the sky, but in reality, he is still small and coughing instead of laughing)

Bubbles: Oh, hi, Pat.

Blossom: Not you again.

The Gnat: I'm here to destroy you. A second time.

Buttercup: Dude, when was the first time?

Bliss: Hey... wings guy... you're, uh... uh...

The Gnat: No one's talking to you, lady. My business is with the Powerpuff Girls and The Cartoon Group.

Bliss: But I am a Powerpuff Girl.

The Gnat: You're just some exploding nut bar.

Bubbles: (As an angry Bliss is using her power around everyone who are also in swan boats) Bliss, don't do it. (As Bliss continues, a man falls out of his swan boat in the water.)

The Gnat: Aw, is Nutty Miss Nutterson gonna cry?

(Bliss using her power is still continuing as she piles all the swan boats together above Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, and herself in their swan boat fall on top of themselves with all of the water gone.)

Bliss: (Lifts a wood plank off herself) Girls! Oh, no. (The Gnat shivers from under a wood plank which she takes off as he coughs)

The Gnat: (Tiny laugh) Another victory for the Gnat! (Blossom throws a plank off her which hits the Gnat and Bubbles and Buttercup throws another off them)

Bliss: Oh... (Laughs nervously) Guess we've called that, oh, and two on my part, huh? (Tiny nervous laugh)

Swan Boat Man: (Mutters nervously) Excuse me. Who's gonna pay for my swan boats?

Bliss: Maybe I'm just not meant to be around other people or swans.

Swan Boat Man: (Voice) Hey, can you hear me?  

Buttercup: (Floats up to Bliss) Enough with this relaxing swan junk. You want to feel less anxious, I know what's really gonna help you focus.

(Three men with crazed looks on their faces driving cars are shown and crashing into each other.)

Buttercup: (Excited) YEAH-AH! I've never felt so less anxious in my life! WHOO! (One car crashes itself on the left, the other one crashes itself on the right, and two other cars crash into each other. In a stand, Bliss looks more nervous than ever.)

Blossom: Do you really think this was a good idea? (Concerned and surprised) Bringing our very explosive sister to a demolition derby? 

Buttercup: Yeah, man, everything gets destroyed here. She can blow up as much stuff as she wants and it won't matter. (Looks at Bliss, who has big sad eyes looking at her, and calms down) I mean, blow stuff up in a fun way. Let it all out.

Bliss: But I don't want to let it all out. I want to be a superhero like you guys. I wanna be helpful.

Blossom: You are helpful. Here. (Takes out a small tray box of hot dogs with slop on them) Why don't you help me pass out these derby dogs?

Bliss: (Giggles) Now that I can do. (Lifts it up without using her hands)

Bubbles: (Excited) Ooh, ooh, I want the extra sloppy one.

Bliss: One extra sloppy coming up. (About to use her power to give it to Bubbles, but stops when she hears Buttercup's voice)

Buttercup: No, the sloppy one's mine. Chili makes Bubbles gassy.

Bliss: Oh, that's gross.

Bubbles: Buttercup, that was a long time ago!

Bliss: (Nervous) Uh...

Blossom: This is ridiculous. Bliss, give me the sloppy one.

Bliss: (While holding the tray box) Okay.

Bubbles: No!

Bliss: Uh...

Buttercup: No!

Bliss: Uh...

Bubbles: I want the sloppy one!

Buttercup: You can't have it!

Blossom: Bliss, give it to me!

(The yelling from all 3 Girls makes Bliss even more nervous feeling pressured as they get the slop from the hot dogs all over them making Bliss sigh in sadness.)

Blossom: (Calms down) Bliss?

Bliss: I'll get some more derby dogs. (Transports herself out as Blossom floats over to her spot where she once was)

Blossom: Wait.

Buttercup: I'll bet you five bucks she forgets the mustard.

(All 3 Girls hear a big crash in the stadium as the Gnat is shown in a giant robot body as he laughs kicking a car out inside and crushes another with the robot body.)

The Gnat: Your greatest fears now wrapped in steel. Say hello to Mecha Gnat!

Buttercup: Where does he get the money for this stuff?

Blossom: Let's demolish this guy. (All 3 of them zip into the center)

Hot Dog Guy: (While blushing) Here's your... hot dogs.

Bliss: (Takes another tray box of sloppy hot dogs) Why did we ever come here, MIH? (Buttercup 's about to punch the Gnat, but using a robot body, he kicks her) I should've just stayed on Bird Poop Island. (Bubbles tries to do the same, but the Gnat just kicks her) (Sighs in disappointment) I'll never be a real superhero.

The Gnat: (Throws a car) Eat car!

Blossom: Whoa! (The car lands on her as a flamed tire flies out of the arena as it goes past Bliss)

Bliss: Let's face it, MIH, I'm no hero. (Freezes in shock as her power comes back and turns around dropping the hot dog on the box tray, stopping it as the Hot Dog Guy is and was going to scream, but he stops, spraying the counter with slop in shock as he was about to put it on a hot dog and everyone around Bliss gasp in shock and amazement especially herself as she sees this.)

Boy: Whoa!

Cool Girl: She's a hero!

(MIH blows his trunk in confusion)

Bliss: I don't know, MIH. I wasn't even thinking about it. (Puts the hot dog with its slop back together and eats it) Mmm.

The Gnat: (Laughs as the 3 Girls are stuck on flypaper and Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario and Luigi look around) Looks like you found yourselves sooner in a... sticky situation.

Buttercup: (As she and her sisters are still stuck trying to get out) That's a really bad joke.

The Gnat: (Switches the robot arm to a flyswatter) Now, time to swat you like you swatted me so many times.

Blossom: Do your worst, Nate.

The Gnat: (Growls) It's Gnat!

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: (Screams loudly as people are and aren't watching, but they stop as they see it not hitting them.) Huh?

Crowd: Whoa!

The Gnat: What?

Bliss: (Inside the stadium) Hey, Gnat, I think it's time for you to buzz off!

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup: Blisstina!

The Gnat: Hey, that one was actually pretty good!

Blossom: You're doing it!

Buttercup: Way to go, man!

Bliss: You think that's cool? check this out! (Makes the flyswatter go high away from her sisters above the Gnat)

The Gnat: Hey! What are you doing?! (Bliss makes the flyswatter hit him repetitvely into the ground and uses her power to pull Blossom, Bubbles, Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, and Buttercup out of the flypaper.)

Blossom, Bubbles, Julian, Tommy, Bob, Larry, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Billy, Mandy, Ben, Mario, Luigi, and Buttercup: YAY! (Floats over to Bliss all messed up)

Bubbles: Bliss, that was amazing!

Buttercup: You rule!

Blossom: Sorry we put so much pressure on you.

Bliss: It's okay. I was putting a lot of pressure on myself too. I just have to stop overthinking it.

Buttercup: Yeah, I don't overthink anything, that's why I'm so awesome.

Hot Dog Guy: (Walks in the stadium holding a car tire) Hey, excuse me, Pretty, magical girl-girl.

Blossom: Let me guess, you want us to pay for the stadium?

Hot DOg Guy: Nah, man, your sister like saved my life. (Blushes as well as Bliss) Can you... Can you sign my tire?

Julian: I think he's mistaking Bliss for a Sailor Scout.

Bliss: (Laughs embarrassed) Um... sure. (In the Powerpuff Girls' room in bed)

Blossom: We're so happy you're a part of our family, Bliss.

Bliss: You know, I've been alone so long, it's nice to have people who care about me so much. (MIH blows his trunk and walks towards Bliss as she holds him in her hands with a tiny laugh.) Besides MIH, of course. (Hugs MIH)

Blossom: (Yawns) All right, guys, the twenty of us have a big day to save tomorrow.

Bliss: I'll get the lights. (Turns the lights off) Good night, family. (MIH looks at the camera ominously for a tiny bit of a long time, and stops, sighing in relief.)

(Episode ends)