Crossovers: Outtagascar/Transcript

(Alex, Marty, Melman and Gloria are seen running.)

Alex: Come on, gang! We've gotta leave Madagascar and get back to New York!

Marty: Uh, we actually left Madagascar in the second movie.

Alex: Really? New York looks so different.

Melman: No. We only made it to Africa, but now we're leaving Africa.

Alex: Oh. For New York?

Gloria: No. Monte Carlo.

(They stop running.)

Alex: Wow. And yet, they're still calling this movie Madagascar, huh?

Melman: Let's just be grateful they haven't added some ridiculous plot for the plucky Comic Relief.

(A circus train appears next to them, with the final car having Vitaly, Stefano and Gia in it.)

Stefano: Hey! You guys wanna join the circus?

Marty: Yep, this franchise is running out of steam.

[Title card: Outtagascar]

Alex: (looks at the script) A circus car? This can't be right!

(Another car appears bumping the car with Vitaly, Stefano and Gia. Shrek, Donkey, Speed, Jean-Bob, Puffin, Manny, Sid, Diego, Wolf, Twitchy, Iago, Boog, Elliot, Tiger, Jaq and Gus, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Sticks, Amy Rose, Manic, Sonia, Brandy, Kuro-chan, Videl, Gohan, Goku, Zoobomafoo, PaRappa, Sunny Funny, Katy Kat, PJ Beary, Garfield, Bugs Bunny, Squeaks the Squirrel, Maggie Pesky, Rayna Cartflight, Steve, Joe, Josh, Blue, Mailbox, Shovel, Pail, Tickety, Sidetable, Felt Friends, Magenta, Slippery, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Cinnamon and Buzz Lightyear are sitting in the car.)

Wolf: You're right! You're supposed to be on this car.

Alex: What car is this?

Manny: Oh, the one with all the movies that are totally out of ideas.

Buzz Lightyear: The one with all the lame sequels.

Alex: But we don't belong with you. We've got tons of new ideas! We've got freshness! We've got--

King Julien: (singing) We've got to move it, move it!

Marty: I call window seat. (gets into the car)

Olaf: Wait a minute! I shouldn't be here. I've only had two movies! The original, and the one where we embark on a joruney beyond Arendelle to discover the origin of Elsa's magical powers because... Yeah, Ok. I guess I should be here.

Alex: Come on, everyone. Don't be so easily defeated. We've just gotta show Hollywood we've got a few tricks up our sleeves!

Manny: You're right. We could put on a circus!

Alex: Oh, a circus. Yeah, that could work. I mean, I was gonna say eat the movie execs, but a circus works too.

(Clock transition to Alex and the others in the train while it's moving.)

Alex: Ok. If we're gonna develop a circus act, I need to know your skills. (to Buzz Lightyear) You, space man. What's your story?

Buzz Lightyear: I've got these wings. (his wings open up)

Alex: Ooh!

Buzz Lightyear: But I can't fly.

Alex: Ah. Alright. Well, then you team up with the Hulk, the Wolf who likes to disguise himself, the crazy squirrel, the talking snowman and the French-accented frog.

Shrek: I'm not the Hulk!

Alex: Really? 'Cause The Avengers made more money than any movie ever!

(silence)

Shrek: You may call me the Hulk.

Alex: Manny, what's with your dinosaur threat?

Manny: Oh, he's not with us. (the screen zooms out to show Ducky) He's from some sorta land before our time.

Ducky: Yeah, and I've four ideas! As in The Land Before Time: The Great Valley Adventure, and The Land Before Time: The Wisdom of Friends, (screen zooms in onto Manny, Alex and Buzz Lightyear as Ducky continues talking) The Land Before Time: The Great Longneck Migration, The Land Before Time: The Time of The Great Giving, The Land Before Ti--

(They kick her out of the train.)

Ducky: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (THUD!!)

(The screen shows a circus tent, then shows Marty and Gloria with their heads through the curtains.)

Gloria: (gasps) This is it! The big wig from Hollywood is here!

(The screen shows in the crowd  Phillip Seymour Hoffman wearing a rainbow wig.)

 Phillip Seymour Hoffman  : I should never have started wearing this. Gives me away every time.

(The screen shows Alex talking to the crowd.)

Alex: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Sequel Circus! In this ring, Hulk throws Plastic Man.

(The screen shows Shrek and Buzz Lightyear in the ring. Shrek rips off his shirt and groans. He picks up Buzz Lightyear and throws him. His wings open up.)

Buzz Lightyear: To  infinity -- (smashes through the roof)

Crowd: (gasps)

(Buzz Lightyear falls onto a road. His parts get broke and damaged by some cars running over him.)

Buzz Lightyear: Once again, Pixar is ruined by Cars. (A horn is heard as his face gets squashed by another car.)

(The screen shows Alex in the circus tent. The crowd is heard booing.)

Alex: In this ring, how many things can you fit in a clown car?

(The screen shows Lightning McQueen wearing a clown's nose and hat. Donkey, Wolf, Twitchy, Olaf, Speed, Puffin, Iago, Boog, Elliot, Tiger, Jaq, Gus, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Sticks, Amy Rose, Manic, Sonia, Brandy, Kuro, Videl, Gohan, Goku, Zooboomafoo, PaRappa, Sunny Funny, Katy Kat, PJ Beary, Garfield, Bugs Bunny, Squeaks the Squirrel, Maggie Pesky, Rayna Cartflight, Steve, Joe, Josh, Blue, Mailbox, Shovel, Pail, Tickety, Sidetable, Felt Friends, Magenta, Slippery, Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Paprika, Cinnamon, King Julien, Gloria, Sid, Diego and Manny walk towards him and get into his body.)

Lightning McQueen: Ow! Hey, watch it! (Manny struggles to get inside him.) That's not... how we did it... in rehearsal! (Manny squeezes in him, his body gets bent and starts to crack.) Hold it! I think I'm gonna-- (His body gets smashed into pieces. The crowd starts booing again.)

Marty: Alex! This ain't working! They hate us more now than they did before! And that was a lot!

Alex: Let's just go right to the finale! (to the crowd) And, in this ring, (the screen shows Scrat. Next to Scrat is a hoop, which on the other side of the ring is his nut.) Scrat will jump through fire to get his nut! Shrek, light the ring!

Shrek: (holding a flaming torch) Huh? Ok.

(But instead of lighting the hoop, Shrek lights the ring around Scrat. The flame spreads across the circus tent and around the other rings.)

Crowd: (gasps)

Marty: Shrek! What did you do?!

Shrek: Oh, no! Hulk, how could you be so stupid? Everybody, run!

Crowd: (screaming)

(The song Flammable, parody of Katy Perry's "Firework", plays.)

♪ That's what happens when you're flammable,

Listen to the fire marshall

Keep your dreams in check, check, check

Or you'll leave the place a wreck, wreck, wreck ' ♪ 

(Alex jumps through the hoop. Lightning McQueen drives away up a ramp over a pyramid of flaming barrels and out of the circus tent. Donkey runs away as he carries King Julien carrying Scrat, Speed, Jean-Bob, Puffin, Iago, Jaq, Gus, Olaf, Twitchy and Squeaks the Squirrel. Manny sucks some water from a paddling pool into his trunk. He is heard trumpeting as he shoots water at the fires, putting them out. The crowd cheers.)

(The screen then shows Alex, Marty, Melman, Gloria and Manny in a prison cell.)

Alex: We did it, gang! And now, we'll be ready for a brand new show in 2047.

Melman: Why so long?

Police Guard: 'Cause that's how many years you get for burning down a circus! (slams the cell door, thus triggering a bad ending in a MAD segment - the NYC Zoo animals get trapped in jail for the next 35 years.)

(Segment Ends)